Short Story: Wells Vs Quantum

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David Sharp


With the invention of a working time machine, HG Wells travels to the present in order to sue for theft of intellectual property.


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Herbert checked his pocket watch again, polishing the face on his trouser leg before slipping it back into his waistcoat pocket. Behind him the fax machine blurted out a series of abrupt beeps and clicks, startling him slightly. Everything seemed to startle him here, from the hideous clothing the people insisted on draping themselves in, to the waves of motorcars curdling the roads outside (surely not a sustainable method of transport in such ridiculous quantities he thought to himself). Of course he revealed none of this, maintaining a straight face, an air of mute acceptance. To admit amazement at every passing article would render a crippling blow to his stratagem.

"Mr Wells?" asked the fair skinned, blonde lady striding into the little office. She wore her hair tied back in a severe peak that gave Herbert a comical image of African tribesmen. And makeup, far too much makeup.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting," she said without waiting for a response and…

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Diane Dickson Guest Editor said "Hmmm, it's starting again - I get so confused about all the time travel thing, I want to believe so I read the House on the Strand and that starts to make sense and then I read something else and oh crumbs. This was very clever, well written and witty and once my head stops aching (again) I'll say thank you. But then again maybe I already did - :-) Cheers - Diane"
1 year ago
Diane Dickson Guest Editor replied saying "Ha - I saw what you did then - aaaagh - Runs away and hides under the sofa"
1 year ago
David Sharp replied saying "half the appeal. Yes time travel does tend to mess with your noggin but then again I guess that's"
1 year ago
Melford Maderazo said "I have read sci-fi short stories, but haven't read any piece like this. It's really funny. I like it"
1 year ago
David Sharp replied saying "Cheers Melford - I wanted to keep it fairly light-hearted but without getting "wacky"."
1 year ago
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David Sharp replied saying "Thanks Jon. Yeah I like to think that HG is really just looking for some credit and was never planning to take it all the way to the courts."
1 year ago
Jay Leffew said "Wow! Totally logical and mind-blowing! I just loved the idea of traffic 'curdling the streets'. This was great, thank you!"
1 year ago
David Sharp replied saying "Cheers Jay - glad you enjoyed it! I think originally I'd mentioned a bus going past outside with an advert for Back to the Future 7 but I cut it out."
1 year ago

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