Short Story: Scarecrow Logic

Short Story: Scarecrow Logic

Ah more visitors.

OK I think the girl has spotted me.

Stay still.

Look ‘countryside’..

And remember; don’t smile.

It always freaks people out when you smile.

Hm … I like smiling though.

I know, I'll play it by ear.

See how it’s going, and if it seems OK I’ll give her a cheeky grin.

Oh she’s coming over!

Right. Time to turn on the ol’ scarecrow charm.

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I think it's safe to say that didn’t go very well.

I really shouldn’t have smiled at her like that.

Always freaks humans out.

Every time.

Every damn time.

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I have literally no idea how I ended up in this mess in the first place.

It feels like I have been stuck here in this field forever.

Must have been built here a long time ago.

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To be honest with you, I think I might be weird.