Short Story: Crocodile Diaries

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Almir Meljovikj


Nobody really knows what's lurking (and jammin') in the Central Park pond of New York...


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Them stupid dum’ass humans don’ even know I’m in he’a. Them stupid New Yorke’s. I be swimmin’ all day, doin’ mah thang, and they don’ even be noticin’ mah old self swimmin’ around deep low.

‘Cause I be sneaky, and I be good at ‘t.

Them skinny-bitch models gonn’ be walkin’ their skyscrape’a heels all day long, ticketta ticketta tick, chattin’ thei’ funky lil’ mouths on them stupid Blackberries all day long.

An’ they don’ be noticin’ me ‘cause I be sneaky.

I be lissen’n’ to some 50 Cent jammin’ out’va car somewhe’a deown low, and I be jammin’ underwater.

Them stupid New Yorke’s don’ even know they got a old-school crocodile from da Bronx jammin’ underwater.

Central Park. Peace out.

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Almir Meljovikj said "Thank you Adam, Diane and Jay for your lovely comments! Really glad you liked it. I was always deeply intereseted in and fascninated by the whole underground crocodile urban legend of New York that I just had to give it a voice (and a viewpoint). Best regards"
6 months ago
Jay Leffew said "An' which 'Dum'ass Bitch' is gonna regret it I wonder? Great Rhythm!"
6 months ago
Diane Dickson Guest Editor said "What fun language you have used here. At first it took me by surprise but it was really easy to read and had a lovely flow and rhythm. The thought of this "character" is really very amusing . Great stuff - Diane"
6 months ago
Adam West said "Crocodiles can be so bitchy - nice quirky little piece...many thanks, Adam"
6 months ago

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