Short Story: Boyfriend

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See me? I’ve gotta boyfriend.

See me? I’m a size four.

See me? I’m a size two.

See me? I’m a size zero.

Can you see me now?

See me? I’ve gotta boyfriend.

See me? I’ve got the clap.

See me? I got the treatment.

See me? I’m up the duff.

See me? I’m not any more.

I went for a scrape.

See me? I’ve gotta boyfriend.

See me? I’ve gotta girlfriend

See her? she gave him a blowy

See him? he never told me

See me? I kicked his head in.

Then I got lifted.

See me? I’ve gotta n’uther boyfriend, now.

His name’s Sergeant Barclay.

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Romany Wildblood said "Thx Di, thx Jay xxxx"
1 year ago
Diane Dickson said "Funny poem about less than funny situations - Well done."
1 year ago
Jay Leffew said "Romany you're funny. See me, I enjoyed it too, let's face it, if it's a short story who cares in what form it's presented? Poems are more succinct I find, as I write them myself."
1 year ago
John Slater said "See me, I enjoyed it. Didn't know we were allowed to do poetry on here."
1 year ago
Romany Wildblood replied saying "It's effing Romany now eff off an do one"
1 year ago
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Romany Wildblood replied saying "We can do anything on here John - long as it's legal know what I mean"
1 year ago
Romany Wildblood said "If you don' like it - bog off and do one"
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Romany Wildblood replied saying "Who cares - bog off and do one - "smart arse""
1 year ago
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