Short Story: Ah - Memories!

Short Story: Ah - Memories!

My head's in a whirl; I'm a giddy young girl and I made such a fool of myself,

when I did the Fandango on someone's cool tango; - I spilt it and knocked down a shelf.

What a pity I'm nutty; I'll eat a chip butty and cheer myself up with a Pimms,

then trip over my maxi whilst hailing a taxi, and try to forget, singing hymns.

It's all too shameful, and I'm just too blameful, I don't think I can stand the strain.

May my madness be gladness, my badness no sadness as I belt out just one more refrain.

So I'm drunk, it's a giggle, I'm like a Marsh-wiggle, - I feel really woozy and hot...

then come morning I'm yawning, I've destroyed an awning, my head hurts, - I bring up the lot...